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| · Is this for Real? Yup! Dr. Phil is always available to answer your questions. [ Back to Top ]
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| · What can I ask Dr. Phil? Anything you want!
Need relationship advice? Dr. Phil can help.
Not sure what you should do with the rest of your life? Ask Dr. Phil, he'll tell you!
Not sure if you or your friend is gay? Ask Dr. Phil, he'll set you straight (or gay, depends on the situation).
Is life just getting you down and you need to talk to someone? Dr. Phil's hairy shoulders are big enough to handle all your worries. Lay them on him! [ Back to Top ]
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| · Is Dr. Phil really a baboon? Well technically Dr. Phil is half baboon and half Mandrill, but "Dr. Phil the Giant Mandrill Face" didn't quite have the same ring as "Dr. Phil the Giant Baboon Face". [ Back to Top ]
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| · Is Dr. Phil a robot or a real person? Dr. Phil is NOT a robot. And Dr. Phil is NOT a real person. Dr. Phil is a baboon...Duh... [ Back to Top ]
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| · What if I'm too shy to ask a question? Don't be shy! Dr. Phil isn't going to tell your friends or family. Dr. Phil's not going to make fun of you (unless you're mean to Dr. Phil then he'll be merciless). You're safe to ask Dr. Phil any question you want without worrying about being embarrassed. [ Back to Top ]
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| · Are you really selling a thong with your picture on it??? Yep. There's t-shirts, sweatshirts (with or without hoods), mugs, thongs, boxers, and lots of other cool stuff for sale at http://shop.OogaBooga.org. The majority of the cost goes to cover the manufacturing of the product, I only make a couple bucks. [ Back to Top ]
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| · How can I support OogaBooga.org? You can always buy a great product from http://shop.OogaBooga.org. We have every t-shirt, thong, and sweater you could ever hope to buy. A very small portion of each purchase (ie about a buck or two) goes to support Dr. Phil, so if you really want to help you should buy lots of thongs. [ Back to Top ]
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| · Are you just going to sell/use my e-mail address for something lame? NO! Your e-mail address will never be sold or given to another company or entity for use. Dr. Phil hates spam MORE than you do, so he's not going to do anything that would lead to MORE spam passing around. Relax, have a Coke and a smile and ask away. [ Back to Top ]
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